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Damn drunk

As we know, Joe likes to drink - but Joe knows it’s too far when you get accused of intent of bodily harm to a female. Joe knows it’s an over-reaction on their part, but when you’re drunk and angry because you get in between a fight between two other people, doing something like that is just gold for someone to pick up on and slate you for.

Now you’re an “aggressive drunk“.

And because you’re so angry about people thinking that, you’ll get SO drunk that you will become aggressive, and it will just get worse, and worse until people start to hate you for being that way. You know it’s going to happen, but there’s nothing you can do to stop it - you’d think you’d be able to stop yourself from becoming an aggressive alcoholic in the early stages but to be honest you don’t give a rats ass.. so here it comes. Good luck to you, sir.

Basically, the point I’m trying to make is simply be god damn careful with alcohol, and drugs (especially drugs - that’s bad shit).

Tip: Drinking is bad. But good. Use this power wisely.

Stress!

Garr!Joe’s had a stressful weekend, and is still feeling rather hungover from all the drama (and vodka). The internal damage I’ve caused my to my right hand has made it fat, red, and sore. I believe that some bruises will start shining through soon.

Joe has some life long tips for you guys:

  1. Never trust a woman
  2. Always trust in your close friends
  3. Never trust a woman
  4. New friends are just around the corner
  5. Never trust a woman
  6. Simple ‘mates’ will stab you in the back any chance they get, only associate with your closest friends, and finally;
  7. Never trust a woman

Stick by these 7 rules and you will have a good life, don’t - and forever be screwed.

Old people

Old peopleLet’s face it, old people suck ass. They’re annoying, boring, and bitch all the time. If it were up to me, every person would be shot by the time they reached the age of 60.

What’s the point in them even living, they’re absolutely no good to society, and even if they’re your family you just get ticked off with them anyway - and for good reason too!

They’re terrible drivers (they go 20mph in a 30 or even 40 zone), they’re never happy with anything (they just HAVE to moan about something or other), they’re wrinkly, they smell, and worst of all they’re old fashioned and wont ever stop complaining about technology because they’re too damn stupid to understand it.

And that’s my wisdom on the elderly.