The perfect hoe
September 3, 2007 – 1:08 pm | by Joe
Now this, is the perfect list of all features a hoe should have to be the perfect hoe to their pimp daddy. Check it, homes:
- She’s shit hot (obviously)
- She’s slightly smaller than you.
- She has all the right things in the right places, and of the right amounts (I’m talking no extra hair where I don’t want it..)
- She’ll call you up at 3 in the morning begging for your manhood.
- She’s available for your manhood to taint her at all times.
- She never lies.
- She never cheats, she just waits for you to cheat on her.
- She doesn’t mind when you want to watch porn with her. In fact, she enjoys it!
- She’s kinky, and up for trying anything. Without screaming
- She’ll rape you while you’re asleep.
If I had a hoe like that, my life would be perfect. With my perfect hoe. If you meet the requirements of the list, then feel free to leave your name and number (and a photograph, no mingers) in the comments.
Bitchin’.