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Comment on The perfect hoe by Joe

Joe — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:05:58 +0000

As by request I will implement registered-only commenters.

Aren’t you both sad :)

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC

JC — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:53:11 +0000

This is becomming a pain, please stop this nonsense or I will be forced to take matters into my own hands.

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC (The Real One)

JC (The Real One) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:54:50 +0000

OOooooooooo nob in my face.. i wish ;)

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC (The Real One)

JC (The Real One) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:53:46 +0000

Sorry, that wasnt me it was sexy jim! You know i would never talk like that - because im posh as hell you know!! Anyway why am i posting comments to myself again - god im such a stupid nob face!

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC

JC — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:37:17 +0000

Ahh Fook off, if you wanna insult me then to it using your real identity.. Wanker!

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC (The Real One)

JC (The Real One) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:24:31 +0000

I Like it when my balls are tickled with a feather ;) xx

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC (The Real One)

JC (The Real One) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:34:47 +0000

I think this site needs token-based authentication to determine that people really are who they claim to be… Perhapa JC is CG’s alter ego… Juvenile Carl.

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC

JC — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:26:31 +0000

Yes im sorry CG its just that when sexy jim comes out i get the fear the next day of what crazy sites he’s been on and what pics hes uploaded, so i have to spend the next day trying to cover my tracks.. ive got to go now because i can feel him creeping out again ….oh no .. here he comes… I LOVE JELLY COCKS WOOO HOOOO PARTY TIME BABY!! SEXY JIM OUT TO PLAY WHOS THE DADDY.. SJ’s THE DADDY WOOOO JELLY COCKS IN MY MOUTH IN MY HANDS IN MY…. Aaarrgghh im back again its JC sorry about that little episode he’s so hard to contain i better leave now before he comes back … JELLY COCKS WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Comment on The perfect hoe by CG

CG — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:21:52 +0000

I cant believe that you would even consider blaming me for posting comments about you JC/SJ. The way i see it your just trying to cover your tracks after waking up with the fear of what you have posted.. shame on you! PS i wonder why your photo didnt display.. its a shame we didnt get to view the photo! O well maybe next time JC turns into Sexy jim and starts posting comments the pics will show up.

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC (The real one)

JC (The real one) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:49:11 +0000

My guess would be CG.

Comment on The perfect hoe by SJ

SJ — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:48:36 +0000

Identity Theft is a serious offence… I wonder who was impersonating JC?

Comment on The perfect hoe by Joe

Joe — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:52:17 +0000

You might want to keep that kind of information to yourself, JC.

Comment on The perfect hoe by JC

JC — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:09:26 +0000

I am interested - as you can see by my photograph i love to rape whilst people are awake or sleeping!!!

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Comment on A little of everything by Joe

Joe — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:43:30 +0000

Yeah, thanks for that, Carl.

Ever inspiring. Really.

Comment on A little of everything by Carl Gresswell

Carl Gresswell — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:22:21 +0000

Now you see joe, although you may be feeling down about the lack of poontang at the moment I wouldn’t put your feelings of depression down to that.. its a bad habit to get into. You see as with smoking you initially crave the woman for a buzz (to spunk on her tits for example). However once you get that buzz you become dependant upon it and that’s a bad thing because when it is taken away from you you’re left with a feeling of craving.. as with the smokes! So what is the solution I hear you ask? How do i get some poontang without feeling like crap when its no long available to wax? Well the truth is joe it cant be done (unless your a man whore or something but thats a risky business) so the only option is to find something in your life that makes you happy (other than people) and rely on that. Then you are free to play the game of poontang catching without the unnecessary feeling of depression when you’ve hit a drought. The thing to bare in mind in all of this is that its all a big game until you realise probably sometime in the distant future you’ve found ‘the one’.

Ps. the one is generally the girl out of all the previous ones who attends to your sexual needs and doesn’t go off with your mate.. failing that the one with the best tits will do.

I hope that makes you feel better joe.

Comment on Stress! by Joe

Joe — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:45:18 +0000

@CG

Yes, the damage to my hand is due to some rage I happened to take out at my friends house and a random car in the street.

Of course I did apologize for my behaviour to all who I acted inappropriately to, except for him, and her. I refer back to rules 1, 3, 5 and 7.

Comment on Stress! by CG

CG — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:06:43 +0000

Dont forget to add smashing your mates house up and punching a car to the list!!

Comment on Man’s guide to going out by Joe

Joe — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:47:57 +0000

Well, let’s say I arrive home at 5:30 from work on a Friday. My dinner will be on the table, so I will have eaten by 6. Then it will take around an hour for me to get ready (following this routine, though the time spent on each item may be a bit over exaggerated), so it’s then around 7PM. I’ll find out (or will already know) what people are doing on the night, and go out and meet up with my friends.. and let the partying begin!

Long hair on lads takes a lot of working, but oh how we do look good ;)

Comment on Man’s guide to going out by SJ

SJ — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:36:14 +0000

By the time you get to number 10 is there anybody left to ‘Party’ with? Afterall you seem to have spent the whole evening getting ready. This goes back to the problem with long hair, by the time you’re ready everyone else had finished partying short hair requires no blow-drying, not straightening and certainly very few (if any) hair styling products.

Comment on Old people by Joe

Joe — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:01:49 +0000

That may be so SJ, but at least I’ll be helping to push it forward - Unlike you :)

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by Joe

Joe — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:00:24 +0000

You’re right, it IS only one part of fashion. But it’s a big part. I don’t recall mentioning you were bald, I said practically bald. Not, bald. Because that would be lying.

A good blogger never lies.

Comment on Old people by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:38:52 +0000

Oh you’ll help push technology forward… Crime fighting technology

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:36:49 +0000

Hairstyle is only one part of fashion! Also I aint bald!

Comment on Old people by Joe

Joe — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:23:54 +0000

This may be so, but this has nothing to do with my ability to help even if just a fraction to push the world further into the new age of technology, fashion, culture, and youth.

The elderly simply seem to want to stay in one place, at all times, physically, mentally, and with their technology! They’re holding us back, it’s time to wake up and smell the bacon. We’re close to the new age, we just need a push.

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by Joe

Joe — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:20:51 +0000

I can safely say that The Joe knows a lot about fashion and keeping with the current trend. The current trend for a male hairstyle is moderately long hair with a long fringe which covers the forehead (possibly swaying to one side of the face, or just completely straight).

Don’t question my fashion SJ, you’re practicly bald! This season, bald = out.

Comment on Old people by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:59:55 +0000

Should correct myself, this:

As you say old people serve no purpose

Should read,

As you say old people /may/ serve no purpose (in your opinion)

Comment on Old people by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:57:59 +0000

As you say old people serve no purpose, but at least when they were younger they may have done. Youngster’s (in this day and age) like you serve no purpose and steal drinks from colleagues fridges without paying for them!

Comment on Illness by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:55:25 +0000

@James @Jo

Jo is right, as are you!

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by SJ

SJ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:53:13 +0000

Yeah? WTF you guys know about being cool? The example you gave with short haired people being gayer is slightly skewed - statistically.

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by Joe

Joe — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:03:08 +0000

@Carl

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Comment on Tips on being trendy-cool by Carl

Carl — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:28:48 +0000

i agree with tip number two the most! F*ck what anyone else says! Long Hair rules and everyone with short hair is gayer than everyone with long hair, graham norton - short hair, Elton john - no hair, freddy mercury - short hair, frankie goes to hollywood - short hair, the guys out of pet shop boys - short hair, right said fred - short hair, dave jennings - no hair, james chadband - short (almost no hair) the list goes on!!! Long Hair = big man!!! short hair = faggwah!!!

Comment on Illness by Joe

Joe — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:46:18 +0000

@James

My name is spelt J - O - E, ‘Jo’ is the female form of ‘Joe’.

I’ll thank you not to misspell my name purposely for the use of insinuating that I am a female.

Comment on Illness by James

James — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:28:39 +0000

@Jo

Could have fooled me!

Comment on Illness by Joe

Joe — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:34:52 +0000

@Carl

This is a friendly place, please do not attempt to taint the kind nature of this website with your foul, childish, and fickle words.

@DQ

It’s most certainly not my time of the month, being male and all. :)

Comment on Illness by Digitalquill

Digitalquill — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:05:40 +0000

Mood swings… aint that what women get? Are you sure its not your time of the month?

Comment on Illness by Carl

Carl — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:23:32 +0000

I hope you get better soon joe because you are annoying me being a [obscure words removed]..