A little of everything
A status update on Joe at the moment:
Life’s a bit dull right now, people getting me down, no hoes on the go at the moment.. perhaps a few possibilities in the near future but I’d prefer to have poontang now rather than later. The past weekend was just OK really, I mean I was drinking every night (which made me feel quite ill over the entire weekend) but yet nothing really special happened so it didn’t feel all that great.
I’ve been thinking a lot about my bad habits lately, like smoking - of course I know how bad it is, I know I should stop and the more I smoke the more likely I’m not going to quit and die a painful death spewing out tar (I’ve been watching Constantine), and then choking on it when I’m 25. It’s also got to a point where I don’t do it just because I enjoy to, I do it because I need to. I seriously crave. It sucks.
So, I’m a bit depressed, and I’m pretty sure the only thing that will cure it is some serious poontang. So, if you know of any good-looking-teenage-whores, I’d be happy to have their numbers.
2 Responses to “A little of everything”
By Carl Gresswell on Aug 29, 2007 | Reply
Now you see joe, although you may be feeling down about the lack of poontang at the moment I wouldn’t put your feelings of depression down to that.. its a bad habit to get into. You see as with smoking you initially crave the woman for a buzz (to spunk on her tits for example). However once you get that buzz you become dependant upon it and that’s a bad thing because when it is taken away from you you’re left with a feeling of craving.. as with the smokes! So what is the solution I hear you ask? How do i get some poontang without feeling like crap when its no long available to wax? Well the truth is joe it cant be done (unless your a man whore or something but thats a risky business) so the only option is to find something in your life that makes you happy (other than people) and rely on that. Then you are free to play the game of poontang catching without the unnecessary feeling of depression when you’ve hit a drought. The thing to bare in mind in all of this is that its all a big game until you realise probably sometime in the distant future you’ve found ‘the one’.
Ps. the one is generally the girl out of all the previous ones who attends to your sexual needs and doesn’t go off with your mate.. failing that the one with the best tits will do.
I hope that makes you feel better joe.
By Joe on Aug 29, 2007 | Reply
Yeah, thanks for that, Carl.
Ever inspiring. Really.