Man’s guide to going out
August 17, 2007 – 12:11 pm | by Joe
Here is my step-by-step guide on how to get ready for a night out, this is my personal method and so I’m passing on my strategy to you.
- Shower. Take about 20-30 minutes for a decent shower, wash your hair twice with shampoo, and once with conditioner - rinse thoroughly.
- Get dry. Use a hair-dryer on your hair, make sure its nice and dry - should now be a huge afro.
- Apply underwear.
- Straighten hair, take about 20-30 minutes to ensure its well done. Consider using styling spray to keep hair in place after straightening.
- Choose what you’re going to wear, consider new colour and style combinations - dare to be different!
- Apply smellies. Brush teeth, prepare condoms.
- Get dressed into chosen attire. Place condoms in man-bag.
- Spend another 10 minutes straightening your hair to ensure there are no curls/flicks.
- Look at yourself in a full body mirror, make sure you’re happy with your style. Take a good 5-10 minutes to do this.
- Go out, party, and have sex (of course safely, seeing as you’ve already got the condoms in your man-bag)!
And your done. Remember, Joe’s here to help, so if you have any questions on being a modern trendy male - don’t be afraid to ask in the comments.
2 Responses to “Man’s guide to going out”
By SJ on Aug 17, 2007 | Reply
By the time you get to number 10 is there anybody left to ‘Party’ with? Afterall you seem to have spent the whole evening getting ready. This goes back to the problem with long hair, by the time you’re ready everyone else had finished partying short hair requires no blow-drying, not straightening and certainly very few (if any) hair styling products.
By Joe on Aug 17, 2007 | Reply
Well, let’s say I arrive home at 5:30 from work on a Friday. My dinner will be on the table, so I will have eaten by 6. Then it will take around an hour for me to get ready (following this routine, though the time spent on each item may be a bit over exaggerated), so it’s then around 7PM. I’ll find out (or will already know) what people are doing on the night, and go out and meet up with my friends.. and let the partying begin!
Long hair on lads takes a lot of working, but oh how we do look good ;)