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Stress!

Garr!Joe’s had a stressful weekend, and is still feeling rather hungover from all the drama (and vodka). The internal damage I’ve caused my to my right hand has made it fat, red, and sore. I believe that some bruises will start shining through soon.

Joe has some life long tips for you guys:

  1. Never trust a woman
  2. Always trust in your close friends
  3. Never trust a woman
  4. New friends are just around the corner
  5. Never trust a woman
  6. Simple ‘mates’ will stab you in the back any chance they get, only associate with your closest friends, and finally;
  7. Never trust a woman

Stick by these 7 rules and you will have a good life, don’t - and forever be screwed.

  1. 2 Responses to “Stress!”

  2. By CG on Aug 21, 2007 | Reply

    Dont forget to add smashing your mates house up and punching a car to the list!!

  3. By Joe on Aug 21, 2007 | Reply

    @CG

    Yes, the damage to my hand is due to some rage I happened to take out at my friends house and a random car in the street.

    Of course I did apologize for my behaviour to all who I acted inappropriately to, except for him, and her. I refer back to rules 1, 3, 5 and 7.

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