Tips on being trendy-cool
August 10, 2007 – 8:58 am | by Joe
- I’ve always said to myself; don’t listen to what the other kids say, they just wish they could dare to be emo like me. Deep down, they wish those Nikes’ were checkers patterned slip-ons like mine.
- Long hair on males just shows how masculine you are. Its the trend!
- Looking somewhat homosexual, just makes you seem more of a man. Its reverse psychology, you see.
- Tighter the clothing, the better.
- Accessories can be difficult to master, though a sharp razor to the wrist will ensure you have that “emo look” spot on.
More of my genius on fashion, coming at a later date.
6 Responses to “Tips on being trendy-cool”
By Carl on Aug 11, 2007 | Reply
i agree with tip number two the most! F*ck what anyone else says! Long Hair rules and everyone with short hair is gayer than everyone with long hair, graham norton - short hair, Elton john - no hair, freddy mercury - short hair, frankie goes to hollywood - short hair, the guys out of pet shop boys - short hair, right said fred - short hair, dave jennings - no hair, james chadband - short (almost no hair) the list goes on!!! Long Hair = big man!!! short hair = faggwah!!!
By Joe on Aug 11, 2007 | Reply
@Carl
DAMN STRAIGHT.
By SJ on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
Yeah? WTF you guys know about being cool? The example you gave with short haired people being gayer is slightly skewed - statistically.
By Joe on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
I can safely say that The Joe knows a lot about fashion and keeping with the current trend. The current trend for a male hairstyle is moderately long hair with a long fringe which covers the forehead (possibly swaying to one side of the face, or just completely straight).
Don’t question my fashion SJ, you’re practicly bald! This season, bald = out.
By SJ on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
Hairstyle is only one part of fashion! Also I aint bald!
By Joe on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
You’re right, it IS only one part of fashion. But it’s a big part. I don’t recall mentioning you were bald, I said practically bald. Not, bald. Because that would be lying.
A good blogger never lies.