Old people
August 10, 2007 – 1:29 pm | by Joe
Let’s face it, old people suck ass. They’re annoying, boring, and bitch all the time. If it were up to me, every person would be shot by the time they reached the age of 60.
What’s the point in them even living, they’re absolutely no good to society, and even if they’re your family you just get ticked off with them anyway - and for good reason too!
They’re terrible drivers (they go 20mph in a 30 or even 40 zone), they’re never happy with anything (they just HAVE to moan about something or other), they’re wrinkly, they smell, and worst of all they’re old fashioned and wont ever stop complaining about technology because they’re too damn stupid to understand it.
And that’s my wisdom on the elderly.
5 Responses to “Old people”
By SJ on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
As you say old people serve no purpose, but at least when they were younger they may have done. Youngster’s (in this day and age) like you serve no purpose and steal drinks from colleagues fridges without paying for them!
By SJ on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
Should correct myself, this:
As you say old people serve no purpose
Should read,
As you say old people /may/ serve no purpose (in your opinion)
By Joe on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
This may be so, but this has nothing to do with my ability to help even if just a fraction to push the world further into the new age of technology, fashion, culture, and youth.
The elderly simply seem to want to stay in one place, at all times, physically, mentally, and with their technology! They’re holding us back, it’s time to wake up and smell the bacon. We’re close to the new age, we just need a push.
By SJ on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
Oh you’ll help push technology forward… Crime fighting technology
By Joe on Aug 16, 2007 | Reply
That may be so SJ, but at least I’ll be helping to push it forward - Unlike you :)