The perfect hoe
September 3, 2007 – 1:08 pm | by Joe
Now this, is the perfect list of all features a hoe should have to be the perfect hoe to their pimp daddy. Check it, homes:
- She’s shit hot (obviously)
- She’s slightly smaller than you.
- She has all the right things in the right places, and of the right amounts (I’m talking no extra hair where I don’t want it..)
- She’ll call you up at 3 in the morning begging for your manhood.
- She’s available for your manhood to taint her at all times.
- She never lies.
- She never cheats, she just waits for you to cheat on her.
- She doesn’t mind when you want to watch porn with her. In fact, she enjoys it!
- She’s kinky, and up for trying anything. Without screaming
- She’ll rape you while you’re asleep.
If I had a hoe like that, my life would be perfect. With my perfect hoe. If you meet the requirements of the list, then feel free to leave your name and number (and a photograph, no mingers) in the comments.
Bitchin’.
13 Responses to “The perfect hoe”
By JC on Sep 3, 2007 | Reply
I am interested - as you can see by my photograph i love to rape whilst people are awake or sleeping!!!
Edited by Joe:
By Joe on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
You might want to keep that kind of information to yourself, JC.
By SJ on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
Identity Theft is a serious offence… I wonder who was impersonating JC?
By JC (The real one) on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
My guess would be CG.
By CG on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
I cant believe that you would even consider blaming me for posting comments about you JC/SJ. The way i see it your just trying to cover your tracks after waking up with the fear of what you have posted.. shame on you! PS i wonder why your photo didnt display.. its a shame we didnt get to view the photo! O well maybe next time JC turns into Sexy jim and starts posting comments the pics will show up.
By JC on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
Yes im sorry CG its just that when sexy jim comes out i get the fear the next day of what crazy sites he’s been on and what pics hes uploaded, so i have to spend the next day trying to cover my tracks.. ive got to go now because i can feel him creeping out again ….oh no .. here he comes… I LOVE JELLY COCKS WOOO HOOOO PARTY TIME BABY!! SEXY JIM OUT TO PLAY WHOS THE DADDY.. SJ’s THE DADDY WOOOO JELLY COCKS IN MY MOUTH IN MY HANDS IN MY…. Aaarrgghh im back again its JC sorry about that little episode he’s so hard to contain i better leave now before he comes back … JELLY COCKS WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
By JC (The Real One) on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
I think this site needs token-based authentication to determine that people really are who they claim to be… Perhapa JC is CG’s alter ego… Juvenile Carl.
By JC (The Real One) on Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
I Like it when my balls are tickled with a feather ;) xx
By JC on Sep 6, 2007 | Reply
Ahh Fook off, if you wanna insult me then to it using your real identity.. Wanker!
By JC (The Real One) on Sep 6, 2007 | Reply
Sorry, that wasnt me it was sexy jim! You know i would never talk like that - because im posh as hell you know!! Anyway why am i posting comments to myself again - god im such a stupid nob face!
By JC (The Real One) on Sep 6, 2007 | Reply
OOooooooooo nob in my face.. i wish ;)
By JC on Sep 6, 2007 | Reply
This is becomming a pain, please stop this nonsense or I will be forced to take matters into my own hands.
By Joe on Sep 6, 2007 | Reply
As by request I will implement registered-only commenters.
Aren’t you both sad :)